Pure awesome. Thanks for the insanely kind and insanely funny words, peterbd!

Awesomeness
whew, finished the novel. now it’s time for some wine.
– michael j seidlinger
              //
the literary molestin is taking place, fucking with m.j.s it aint safe 

– the notorious b.i.g


i’m here for clever tweets. yeah, i caved in.

– michael j seidlinger
 //

let your hair down baby, michael hit a score, pick any book on the planet, prose galore, take what good reads figures than figure ten, cause they forgot to account he’s a beast with the pen

– jay z

everything I’ll ever fucking do is a balloon. the kind of response I’m looking for here is for some asshole to threaten to pop them
– michael j seidlinger
 //
if reading books should die before i wake, i’ll load an extended clip and demolish them all day, murder every ipad, just for mike’s sake. body every kindle, just for mike’s sake
– nas

i have a to-read stack of books as tall as me. i wish i were taller.
– michael j seidlinger
 //

i wish i was a little bit taller, i wish i wasn’t smaller, i wish i had a girl who looked good, i would call her, i wish i was michael j seidlinger, cause he’s a muthafucin baller
– skee-lo

Today I am sick as shit.
– michael j seidlinger
//

good morning, look at the other novelists, scared of the future, while mike is so sick with this shit, scared to face the world, complacent and not stunting, they mad cause they didn’t write ‘the sky conducting’ 

it’s going viral. no escape
– michael j seidlinger
                            //
the tables bout to turn i bet my fame on it, dudes take his synopses and put they name on it, that’s ok though, you can’t hold mike down, his prose will always move you 
– lil kim

i went from freezing in the cold to sweating in the heat. damn nature you scary.
– michael j seidlinger
                       //

mikey’s a monster, ask his publisher, cold muthafuca, his live reads are trouble, passionate and he’s humble, recovers when he tumbles, the heat he packs is scary, leaving writers leery 
– rick ross

blahing the day away.
– michael j seidlinger
  //
there they go, packing stadiums as michael spits his prose, nuts they are, minds are fuckin blown plus they need cpr, he can make them look like mofos, just only with his legendary flow, fuck yes, passed the test, his words are like a blow to your chest, mike aint had a buzz like this since the last time that you read his prose, haters waiting for mike to fall because they’re mad they don’t come close, back up in this bitch and they know, he’s going harder then before, bashing you writers in the head, all with his muthafucin pen, the passion of his words has erupted, you can’t turn away cause you love it, this is exactly what he does, while you’re just a writer interrupted, you dealing with a hardorce artist, and yes this dude is just getting started, he goes the hardest, he’s never tired, in due time all you others will expire, payback mr. franzen, for thinking your novel was better than young mike’s, when he releases his new shit, you’re gonna disappear so get out of sightthe hemingway of his time, he’s taking over this fucking place, seidlinger dropped ‘the day we delay’ so he’s earned the right to blah his life away
 eminem

someone already wrote my autobiography
– michael j seidlinger
 //

don’t try to fight the feeling, mike is entertaining and he’s of the now, thank god, for his literature, others writers jealous cause they don’t know how 
– andre 3000

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