I BE SERIAL PROFILIN’
For the next couple weeks, I will be serial killer profiling – that is, turning YOU (people I know and respect) into would-be serial killers in commemoration and promotion of my latest book, My Pet Serial Killer.
Each profile consists of how many victims claimed, method used (read: the serial killer’s gimmick), and a paragraph from the book.
First up, I turn Ben Spivey into a serial killer.
He’s called “The Preserver” and he’s a badass. Check it out (buy my book!):
You may buy My Pet Serial Killer here